Alright, so have any of you guys really tried to do well in something, and then you work really hard on it trying to make it sound all cool and stuff. Then once you turn it in you feel all good about it and then suddenly see other of the students examples and you’re like bro I totally failed. Well, writing this I’m starting to think that that is what I’m going to feel like when I turn in these Thlogs. So here goes nothing. It was a dark and stormy day heading to lesson plan 4.2 in my writing 2 class. I was still recovering from the uncomfortable nap I had in greek mythology a couple minutes before. I walk into class and sit down expecting the worst. The captain comes in and he’s like WAZZZUPP and I’m like WAZZZUPP. Anyways, in class we start talking about italics, and if you didn’t notice I used italics earlier in this post like it was nothing. Yeah now you look back and see it…..pretty cool huh. Anyways italics are these weird slanted weirds you use to make sure no one gets confused about what you are talking about. In class we read this sentence as an example, and it has butterflies in it and italics, it was a crazy sentence. (Side note: This class reminds me of Tyler the Creators rap “Yonkers”. If you haven’t seen it...don’t. I just think this stuff in class because I’m weird.) But, I get italics now. Now I know why we have that button on this computer screen. The next thing we learn about is something I’ve never heard of. They’re called moves and we were supposed to analyze a writer’s moves. Immediately, I thought of like ninja moves, or like MIKE TYSON’S PUNCH OUT. You know the old video game, hardest game of my life holy crap. No but a writer’s moves are kind of like that, its basically just like a videogame but, its writing if that makes any sense. If it doesn’t well, go ask my professor because i ain’t qualified to explain it. Look at me using ain’t… lol. I promise I ain’t gonna use ain’t in my sentences anymore. Moving on, we just got our new writing assignment. Now we have to talk about the genre of really smart scholarly articles. Now, I can barely understand a random oceanography textbook, so if I even come remotely close to analyzing these things, I’m a genius by default. Did you know that detective’s have to write reports, that sucks! Here I thought if you were a detective, you ran around like Detective Gordan in Gotham. So if you want to be a detective, just keep in mind that you have to write too. ALright, back on topic, we have to write our PB2B now. I think I know what I have to do. Or at least I think I know what I have to do. Otherwise I’m just giving myself false hope. But, I got this because I’ve learned that if you got to do something, then you have to think you are the best at it. Alright guys, as always if you’ve kept up with me this long you deserve an award, And I hope you read again next week.
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